kwieta:
today at starbucks this girl ordered a drink and told them to put the name “primrose everdeen” on the cup and when the barista called out the name she screamed “i volunteer as tribute” and everyone just stared at her
(Source: beyoncebeytwice, via br0wn-bear)
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Nobody:
American accents are such a turn on.
What the fuck I still can’t get over that rude ass bass player at college
“if you don’t like the sound of that guitar why’re you on this course”
What the fuck everyone in my class dislikes him. He’s such a dickhead last time he turned up late to the session, then complained that everyone else should hurry up cause he had to leave to go swimming.
Crucify him.
Going to be nursing a nasty hangover the day I’m recording in the studio.
I sound better when I’m still pissed anyway… I hope.
Sitting in the bath watching The Big Bang Theory on my iPod.
There is never a bad time to watch it ok.
 [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Title: Maureen
Artist: The Beatles
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bloodmagik:
The Beatles-Maureen (lost track)
My nans called maureen (via nisargh)
I think my problem is I’m too honest.
I say what comes into my head first and sometimes it hurts people but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Do you know how nice it feels to let it all go and tell everyone they’re sly little cunts?
p-a-n-s-y:
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
(via thinskull)
And my 2 sisters are going as sexy queens…. Lol
I still think I’m doing this right.
Having a jubilee party in June and the dress code is Kings and Queens
so naturally I’m going as a king size cigarette
Fuck you all and your inner box thinking.
Whenever I actually have a sex drive, Ed doesn’t and vice versa
And yep that’s basically our relationship.
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